utah-mountain-drifter:

deseos-de-la-via-lactea:

source

deadandphilgames:

deadandphilgames:

PHIL?!

pinof:

DanAndPhilCRAFTS

escuerzoresucitado:

catcrumb:

pinof:

louise teaches dan how to be a daddy

pointnclick:

When the GPS lady tells me to make a U-turn I do it no matter what. I’ll do anything women ask of me

mothercain:

why dont you try making up a delusion or private world and go live in it and maybe you’ll calm down 

deadxclown:

Ashnikko - Weedkiller album vibes

tlirsgender:

My hobbies include being weird and then being like why did I say that

mushroomcaphat:

“no kink in public don’t walk your partner on a leash where other people might see” and just let him run into the fucking road??????

defectivegembrain:

babygirl I’m bothered by noises you wouldn’t even hear

iputmilkinearlgrey:

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say “i would have to advise against that decision, my lord” followed by a crashing sound

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

dreamertrilogys:

sleavesofgrass:

This really perfectly sums it up tbh

[ID: a tweet by “c’est moi” @/TaMere43042 that reads “on my period rn all im thinking about is sex and suicide”. /end ID]